I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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