brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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