so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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