but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize