if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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