So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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