your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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