I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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