My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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