is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
