Don't make out with my wife yet
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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