I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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