I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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