Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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