Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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