yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I skipped work to stalk him.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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