can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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