She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Let's paint friendship bongs
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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