so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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