**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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