Banned from zoo.
Again?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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