I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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