Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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