did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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