I wannas sexs uuuuu
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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