Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
His hands were made for my vagina.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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