i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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