Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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