We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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