And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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