yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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