ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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