I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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