They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
