The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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