i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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