dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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