so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
NoShamevember. You game?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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