I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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