sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The beer is more important than you right now.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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