i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
