once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you would pick up someone in the library
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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