i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
