I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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