Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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