Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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