i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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