I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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