He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he fucked my hip out of place.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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