they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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