can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
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Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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