I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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