It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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