Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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