I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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